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NO, THAT'S THE SAME COW

15:17 Mar 27 2011
Times Read: 806


Why is it, every time there's a severe thunder storm and a tornado watch; the movie Twister is on TV?



Are they trying to make me paranoid?


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Nedra
Nedra
16:25 Mar 27 2011

oooooooooom!





*that is a cow spinning backwards*





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
17:14 Mar 27 2011

I think it's time for you to start wearing your tin foil cap again.



They sense your worried, thus the movie is going to play to make you go out and buy tons of useless supplies to hibernate inside of your bomb shelter under your house.



It's the newest form of advertising.



;)





Bellanova333
Bellanova333
23:22 Mar 27 2011

yes yes they are...





DestroyingAngel
DestroyingAngel
23:07 Mar 31 2011

*nods*



Moo.





 

A GUIDE

17:34 Mar 18 2011
Times Read: 963


Thoth's Un-Official Field Guide to VR Journals...



Ya know, I have spent the past few weeks reading journals here on VR. A LOT of journals, dear reader. While my approach wasn't exactly scientific -- journals weren't chosen randomly, I picked 300 chronologically sequential journal entries for my analysis -- I did try to adhere to a few standards.



I think most journals fall into 4 main categories, as expressed here in a spiffy pie chart:







Naturally, these are based on MY observations. Your classifications may differ. Sometimes, I found there to be a fine line between wit and humor, and an even finer line between wit and RAAAR! So I had to make some judgment calls.



For example;

If your poetry was written in the style of gangsta rap, it goes straight into the RAAAR pile. And if you even try to disagree with me; I have Shakespeare and Emily Dickinson to back me up. Word.



Example # 2;

If your witty observation concerns drama on VR -- yep, you guessed it -- straight into the RAAAR! I gave you no credit for wit. Sorry.



Example # 3;

If your journal entry started off as wit, veered into depression, and ended at the door of redemption -- it's probably poetry and you don't even know it. Correct your txt-ish spelling and change the punctuation a little bit, and voila! A poem! I put you down in the poetry column. See? I'm not a complete jerk.



But, I just realized, I don't remember who you were, Unintentional Mystery Poet.... so.. uh... yeah... I really need to start taking better notes...



Welp, that's all for today! Tune in next week! We'll be discussing Portfolios!



Can the wrong images KILL?! Find out...

*start theme song*

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PAGAN
PAGAN
17:41 Mar 18 2011

You're blue 'n' orange Mr Thoth.






TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
17:43 Mar 18 2011

Ah, but what does this entry fall into? :o I'm guessing wit and humor. I would like to see an entry that just said, "Raaaar!"





TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
17:44 Mar 18 2011

Commented late. PAGAN is spot on. :)





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
17:45 Mar 18 2011

Thanks! I hope I get extra points for using PowerPoint and Excel to make a journal entry.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
17:50 Mar 18 2011

Hey!



Don't dis mah gangsta rap, yo.



Or my unintelligent poems.



Or my anger filled Raaaar entries.



My wit is near it's end.



:P



Your journal entries never cease to amuse me.



;)





sahahria
sahahria
18:53 Mar 18 2011

I am pure RAAAARRRRRR and proud of it :P





Bijou
Bijou
19:41 Mar 18 2011

I always feel like one of the cool kids when you stop by to read my journal.





DestroyingAngel
DestroyingAngel
09:27 Mar 19 2011

Nice chart Thoth, lol.



RAAAAR!






Drakontion
Drakontion
02:22 Mar 20 2011

I think the only mistake you made with this is the fact that it applies to ALL online journals, not just VR ones. *nods*





RedQueen
RedQueen
00:23 Mar 23 2011

What does bitching in a hysterically funny manner get me?





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
02:15 Mar 23 2011

Good question. I'll do another scientistic analysis during the next full moon, and I'll include your journal in the assessment! I'm betting it falls under "humor" or "wit", but then again... the RAAAR category is pretty popular during a full moon!





 

AND THEN

03:08 Mar 13 2011
Times Read: 1,031


And then THIS happened...







Sorry, Ducky!

That was too funny.

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NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
03:23 Mar 13 2011

HAHAHAHAHA



You did it!!!



I have made the honor of being in your journal!



O.o



Wait, would that be an honor?



;)





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
03:25 Mar 13 2011

Of course!





Nedra
Nedra
14:08 Mar 13 2011

Awwww come on - you have to tell the backstory.





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
01:27 Mar 15 2011

it was probably something ToiletDuc said.





Theban
Theban
12:49 Mar 16 2011

She bites her nails!



Hmm and what the hell is that around her hand, is that to keep the finger up?





DestroyingAngel
DestroyingAngel
10:14 Mar 17 2011

The FINGER...lol...



right on!





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
17:52 Mar 18 2011

It was a hair elastic. I was in the process of putting my hair up and someone said a random comment (I think it was Duc Duc) and in the process, I flipped the Duckbird and the elastic was still... On my hand.



:P





sahahria
sahahria
18:53 Mar 18 2011

Look at how purdy she is, bird like even...





 

O COME AL YE FAITHF- WHAT??

16:57 Mar 04 2011
Times Read: 1,106


Can anyone explain to me why I woke up singing Christmas carols this morning?



Truly. I am baffled.



And I have a craving for candy canes. Good luck finding those in March, Thothy!

*bites lip*


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foxglove
foxglove
17:05 Mar 04 2011

You may have to settle for those little round peppermint candies. Candy canes aren't all they're cracked up to be.





XenaWarrior
XenaWarrior
17:15 Mar 04 2011

Gad, were you having an identity crisis?





RedQueen
RedQueen
18:55 Mar 04 2011

You still have the lights up outside, doncha...





PandorasBx
PandorasBx
19:07 Mar 04 2011

You were probably in a "happy" place lol





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
23:06 Mar 04 2011

You'll laugh, I know you will, but...



I sing or hum Christmas carols all through out the year. I don't even realize I do it sometimes, lol.



For instance, I was at work a few weeks back and I started humming Jingle Bells and a few customers started singing it out loud and I was quite embarrassed lol.



It has happened so far with Jingle Bells, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Santa Claus is coming to town, Silent Night, and Jingle Bell Rock.



Yeah, I should also point out I am not a big Christmas fan. In fact, if it wasn't for the people in my life at this point, I wouldn't even celebrate it, yet I hum and sing the songs all the time. :P



I think my inner demon child is trying to tell me I need to be nicer throughout the year. ;)





PhoenicianDream
PhoenicianDream
17:09 Mar 05 2011

Odd. I was humming jingle bells a couple of days ago. And I don't even like xmas music.





Oh, and I have candy canes. O.o





DestroyingAngel
DestroyingAngel
02:45 Mar 07 2011

*hisses*





Theban
Theban
14:07 Mar 07 2011

Do you have medical insurance : P





 

PAY DAY

23:32 Mar 01 2011
Times Read: 1,182


Yay! Pay day!



And just in time, too. Man, I'm broke.

Brokity broke broke.



Totally broke. Like, eating Ramen noodles kinda broke. Turnin' down the thermostat kinda broke. Like... eating leftover birthday cake at the office for lunch kinda broke. I'll admit it, dear reader, I barely have any shame left.



Oh, I kid. I have PLENTY of shame left.



This is so not what you'd expect of an advertising exec, right? The clothes, the shoes, the briefcase, the style -- it's all an act! I'm broke!



I have to do a better job keepin' an eye on my money. Every month seems like a zero-sum game. If I have it, I'll spend it. Generosity knows no bounds! By the end of the month, I have absolutely nothing left.



I swear, in college I was always broke but I seem to remember having enough cash for things like lunch, movie tickets, a cup of coffee, etc.



Now? Not so much.



Of course, now I have a Droid, a car with a thirst for premium fuel (but it has a kick ass stereo), 200+ channels of crap to watch on TV, a dog that likes rotisserie chicken (HEY don't judge me, it was her birthday), a bug guy, a lawn guy, a car guy, a tax guy, bills to pay, and more bills to pay. Dammit.



So yeah, I gotta get my mind on my money and my money on my mind, right Snoop? I'll get right on that.



For now, Thoth-Daddy needs a martini. BAD.

Shake the living hell out of it, bartender!

Skip the damn vermouth.



And don't go skimpy on the olives.

It's pay day, bitches. First round's on me!



Put it on my tab.


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Bijou
Bijou
23:35 Mar 01 2011

Woohoo i'll buy second round...lol as long as I can put it on my tab as well.





NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
23:37 Mar 01 2011

Heh, man I adore your journal entries.



:P





CarnelianMyst
CarnelianMyst
01:04 Mar 02 2011

Plus keeping MsThothythoth happy, right? :P





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
21:24 Mar 02 2011

Naturally! That's why I'm broke!





RedQueen
RedQueen
04:39 Mar 04 2011

I had the reputation of making THEE best martinis at the Hilton in Tallahassee- I shook em so hard I left ice flecks in 'em. And I ALWAYS gave extra olives bor the brokety broke broke- dinner, doncha know...lol





Theban
Theban
10:57 Mar 04 2011

You’ve got a a bug guy, a lawn guy you lazy git no wonder your so broke...I'll have a Vodka with ice please...a double *hic*








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